More good stuff from ilmyahoo

Received these from a friend. I added the last one for Tausha, though.

Horsey New Years Resolutions
1) I will not do the Arab teleport trick when the bad/scarey/awful Horsasauris breathes on me.
2) I will not chase the ponies into the electric fence to see if it is on.
3) I will not lay down in my stall, totally flat with my eyes glazed over and pretend I can't hear my human yelling "are you asleep?".
4) I will not pull my new shoes off just to see if I can.
5) I will not bite the farriers butt just because it was there.
6) I will forgive my human for the bad haircut even tho I look like a freak.
7) I promise never to dump the wheel barrow after my human has filled it.
8) I promise never to go three legged lame when my human offers her friend a ride on me for the three hour trail ride.
9) I will not use children as head rubbing posts and knock them down.

Crystal SokolowskiSilver Meadow MorgansLa Center, Washingtonwww.SilverMeadowMorgans.com
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